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Bert's Journal

Ah, there you are! Sneak in here very quietly, don't let him hear you! This is where Bert keeps his private journal. Now, I know reading private writings isn't quite the done thing, but I think there might be some fascinating stuff in here, we might find out some more about Bert's background, his family, his training, and of course, what he thinks of Brian and I! So come on, let's just take a crafty peek! After all, he'll never know!

The most recent journal entries are here.

Bert in his closet